Last night, my right eye started to get extremely red. It didn't hurt or anything, but I was starting to look like the teacher in Daria. By the time I went to bed, the thing had swelled up to marginally gross proportions.
And then I woke up this morning, and while the swelling was gone and the redness is a lot less (but not so much less that Hollie wouldn't greet me with: "Ew. What's wrong with your eye?"), now it hurts like hell. It feels like there is a small dwarf in my eye socket stabbing the back of my eyeball. This is on the heels of mysterious small bruises appearing on my arm, which I had previously thereorized were caused by dwarves hitting me with sticks while I slept.
The conclusion is inescapable. Minature dwarves have declared war on me and are trying to kill me. I am willing to negotiate terms with them, not because I think they are going to kill me, but because this is getting irritating. besides, I'd like my peripheral vision back.
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Do you remember the episode where her dad was breaking blood vessels in his eye?
I kinda miss Daria.
Daria was a genius cartoon. And a spinoff from the even more genius Bevis and Butthead.
Remember when you wanted to go bowling for immunity day, and you gave me your bum knee for the evening? Well I got hit in the eye at work with a football last night, and I'm not nearly as swollen or sore as I should be. Clearly, the karma balanced out last night. Thank you.
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