:-)

The Apocalypse is upon us. There is a National Texting Championship, held in New York City. Inevitably, it was won by a 13-year old girl. I honestly don't have a joke here.



I knew the runner-up was doomed when she answered the question on how she would spend her winnings with, "I'll use it for law school." That was the kiss of death. The 13-year-old girl, of course, said she would spend the $25,000 prize money on "shopping."

I think she was a far more deserving winner.