Thursday, March 08, 2007

Getting a Jump On Haiku Friday

An Ode To The Person Who Drinks The Last Of The Coffee And Does Not Make A New Pot:

(ahem)

I hope you will die
Buried with your sippy cup;
You commie bastard.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! I am well, sir.
savoring the warm nectar
nestled in my cup.

jugraham said...

Alas, it was me,
The last sip. Why, do something,
about it!? Yea, right...

jugraham said...

I don't even drink coffee, but I am willing to take my chances

Poseur said...

I solemnly pledge
To stop "ze coffee bandit!"
Scourge of Baylor Law

Praise the Highlander said...

Refs screwed us again,
Even when not Duke,
Don't mess with me.

Anonymous said...

hallucinating,
took the last cup, early, tired,
swear I saw full pot!

Love,
Matt