“At Yale, we study 25 hours a day.”
“At Stanford, some guy had a nervous breakdown.”
“Oh yeah? At Baylor, we lost a 1Q because he was mauled by a bear. The next day the professors gave us extra work because he didn’t show up to class.”
Argument over. Mixing law students, alcohol, and wild animals may not be the best idea ever. But there were free fajitas. Hopefully, we all made it out alive.
4 comments:
Umm. . .the only wild animals at the zoo are the squirrels and they aren't attacking anyone.
ha ha baker got punked! i love it
There are indeed bears at the Cameron Park Zoo. The fact the zookeepers did not release them on the unsuspecting law student population as we ate our fajitas is, I still maintain, a missed opportunity.
But those squirrels were untamed. Wild, I tell you.
Fear the hidden bears. Fear slightly less the giant tortoises.
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