The bald eagle has been removed from the Endangered Species list. It is being heralded as one of the greatest victories of the conservationist movement.
In Texas, it is being heralded by regular citizens as one more thing they are allowed to shoot. Thanksgiving turkey is for sissies. Why not serve the national bird? Be a real American.
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I have always wondered what patriotism tastes like...
Chicken.
Patriotism tastes like Turkey. Just ask Ben Franklin.
The turkey is a far more noble bird than the eagle and I hunt it often. I would like to shoot and eat an eagle, though. The forbidden fruit is always so tempting.
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