I want to point out that you guys (and gals) can really put away the alcohol*. You might have a serious problem and should look into some counselling. I'm worried about all of you.
Thanks for coming to the party. Hope y'all had a good time.
*Ed. Note - Of course, no alcohol was served at the party. No one had a drop. "Alcohol" in this context is just a clever reference to "Coca-Cola". And when I say you need counselling, it is because you are in Waco and you have rejected the power of Dr. Pepper, an always dangerous idea.
And when I say "you", I explicitly mean to distance myself from this sorry and sinful behavior. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
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Enabler.
Poseur can not have any culpability for the liquor that somehow appears in his freezer and his counters. When his appartment compex was built they underordered freezers and counters. Poseur's apartment was one of those that was utterly lacking in freezer and counter space. In order to bring the complez into full service the builders were forced to find a these amenaties during the great "kitchen supply shortage of '02." As you may well remember, this was a dark time for our country marked by a lack of personal refrigeration and counter-space. As you may also remember, many of us were forced to swith to "fresher" organic food and, as the numbers clearly show, more Americans overcame the shortage by going out to eat more often. Personally, I was forced to eat and store my food on the floor. In any event, it was inconvenient for most, including the apartment complex. They were forced to look look outside the country for freexer and counter supply. When the shortage went global, they were further forced to come up with some novel solutions. Fortunately, the shortage had not effected the merchants at Diagon Alley. While the complex builders were overjoyed to find a steady supply of freezers and counters, they were informed that the products might have some "unusual" side effects. Unfortunatly for Poseur, the freezer and counter installed in his complex has a funny tendency to create liquor out of thin air at odd times. While most of the time it is a steady stream that is easily disposable, sometimes this phenomenon jumps into overdrive (last night for example). Fortunately for him, he found that after a few hours of perfectly licit activity with a couple of friends, it appears that the problem solved itself, as all the formerly mentioned materializing liquor had disappeared. We must find a time to further study and witness this phenomenon.
Love,
Matt
What has become of our Alliance? We introduce you to our readers in a post, link to you, and call you one of our own; you ignore our friendship as if it never happened. Don't make us enforce the terms of our agreement. Vic Feazell knows how to play hardball, if you catch my drift.
Et tu, Poseur?
Hey, Red! I have a post for you! I just need to know where to send it.
And, I need to update my links, but I am really, really lazy.
Poseur,
Good. Sounds like you meet the standards of good faith and fair dealing.
Send your "guest post" to president.andrews@gmail.com
We look forward to your BearBacker Voices,
Red
P.S. Sorry I had to play rough - BearMeat also doubles as a collections agency.
"BearBacker" sounds awfully dirty.
Don't worry, Pitt. I will not betray my LSU loyalties.
PittPoseur:
You boys bleed purple and yellow. I would never ask you to betray your alma mater, especially since we really only play each other in women's basketball.
However, an alliance between our blogs would be of historic proportions. Let's get our legal teams together for summit in the swamps of East Texas to hammer out an initial Blog Alliance Agreement.
What say you Tigers?
Red Andrews
Runnin' The BearMeats
No, I trust you to remain loyal to LSU. I'm just talking about how "BearBacking" or "bare backing" is a euphemism for homosexual copulation without prophylactics. While I understand that boys' clubs like to pick names that are double entendres, this seems like an unusual choice. While I believe in gay rights and all that, I think I would want to skip the meetings of the BearBackers club.
There wasn't any alcohol LEFT, if that's what you mean.
Sorry about the burger. Mine was tasty if that helps. :)
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