Monday, June 11, 2007

Message To Everyone Who Called Me

I'm sorry I didn't go to your party, ok? I was tired from an acute lack of sleep on Friday night. When I woke up on Sunday morning after a mere 14 hour nap, my cellphone listed ten missed calls. And let me tell you, I thank every one of you who left me a drunken message after midnight. Those things are getting saved.

I'm sure you were able to make it to Scruff's without my help. I promise it was nothing personal. I wanted to see you, just not enough to get out of bed.

Though I am a little bitter about missing out on the jambalaya. You know it's bad when I'm turning down not only free beer, but free food.

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