OK, there's been a lack of posting here as I moved across the great wasteland and into my new digs in Dallas. After a long fight with Time Warner, I now have cable TV and internet. Not in time for Opening Day, which lead to a lot of recriminations and me not getting billed. Never get between a displaced Baltimoron and the O's.
I'm two days into the new job and I've already sued somebody, so things seem to be going well. I even requested a writ of execution to seize a guy's personal assets. I'm hoping to get something cool, like a dog or something. Anyway, it's a boatload of fun, though a lot of work. Though when i get home I'm exhausted, so after I cook dinner, I'm pretty much ready for bed.
What the hell is happening to me? It's like I'm becoming an adult or something. Nuts.
2 comments:
Seize his children!
Of course you must realize that you can't actually keep what you seize. It has to be sold at auction, though you're welcome to bid on it I suppose. So, if you seize his children, be prepared for a profoundly weird auction.
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