Friday, December 07, 2007

Charity Work

2:30 today! I get to be Santa Claus for women's Legal Society's toy drive for the kids of Sul Ross Elementary. I finally get to live up to the name of this blog and lie to small children about my true identity.

And I have been practicing my "Ho, ho, ho!" and memorizing the names of the reindeer in case someone tries to quiz me. Quizno's is a reindeer, right?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, and don't forget Blitzkrieg!

Anonymous said...

There are ten.

Dasher(egotistical prick)
Dancer(vapid pretty girl)
Prancer(flamboyantly gay. The reindeer equivalent of the blonde queer eye guy)
Vixen(whore)
Comet(speed freak)
Cupid(nosy and annoying. constantly setting up friends on blind dates)
Donder(Dumb as a box of Rocks) Blitzen(One drink away from Betty Ford)
Rudolph(underachieving Cokehead)
Olive(Bitch)

Richard Pittman said...

"lie to small children about my identity." You make it sound so.. Dickensian.

Anonymous said...

Today's Waco Trib Headline:

"Baker says rumor, innuendo fuel murder charge against him"

Just thought you'd like to know...

Poseur said...

I was misquoted!