Moot Court Workout

I was told that I have very athletic questions in moot court.

I'm not quite sure what this means. I think it means that while your puny, weak-ass questions are lying on the couch eating cheese doodles; MY questions are out doing one-armed pushups, hitting the game-winning basket, and scoring with a cheerleader.

And my questions were practically softballs compared to my partner, who apparently consulted with the devil before coming up with her questions. Her questions weren't just evil, they were eeeeeeeeeevil. I must learn from her.