Thursday, March 08, 2007

Getting a Jump On Haiku Friday

An Ode To The Person Who Drinks The Last Of The Coffee And Does Not Make A New Pot:

(ahem)

I hope you will die
Buried with your sippy cup;
You commie bastard.
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:33 AM

    Ha! I am well, sir.
    savoring the warm nectar
    nestled in my cup.

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  2. jugraham2:33 PM

    Alas, it was me,
    The last sip. Why, do something,
    about it!? Yea, right...

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  3. jugraham2:34 PM

    I don't even drink coffee, but I am willing to take my chances

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  4. Poseur4:50 PM

    I solemnly pledge
    To stop "ze coffee bandit!"
    Scourge of Baylor Law

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  5. Praise the Highlander10:39 PM

    Refs screwed us again,
    Even when not Duke,
    Don't mess with me.

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  6. Anonymous9:18 AM

    hallucinating,
    took the last cup, early, tired,
    swear I saw full pot!

    Love,
    Matt

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