Woo hoo!
Check your inbox, BLS. The powers-that-be have added the B+ and the C+ to the grading scale starting next winter. They have also change the value of grades as follows:
A = 4.0
A- = 3.67
B+ = 3.33
B = 3.00
B- = 2.67
C+ = 2.33
C = 2.00
D = 1.00
F = 0
Now, we can pretend they made this change due to the concerns of the student body or maybe the result of an investigative committee report. But that would be wishful thinking. We all know the real reason is that the B+ has long been a personal campaign here at Poseur HQ. This is just the administration being unable to resist the persuasive powers of a Guy With A Blog. Bow down before the power of the internets, baby!
You can all thank me tommorrow via gifts and large cash payments. You are all very welcome. I rule.
Baker you rule! Now if you could just get us free beer and burger fridays...
ReplyDeleteOne camapign at a time. Now that I have successfully campaigned for a B+ (and got an unexpected bonus of a C+), i need a new hobbyhorse to ride.
ReplyDeleteFree beer and burgers sounds like a good campaign.
can we add another "B" to the Campaign for Awesome Friday at BLS and throw a little bourbon in the mix...just an idea
ReplyDeleteWe Are the Chosen Ones
ReplyDeleteBy: Love, Matt
We are the chosen ones,
Who conquered a dragon of inaction.
Fall, Spring, Summer 04, 05, and 06
Songs will be sung, and red carpets flung
trumpeting our praises
When all else had failed
We bitched the commanding bitch
That sent that evil kraken,
of a B- average apackin'
to the depths of antiquity
With swords of Whine,
and Armour of Moan,
We raised Atlantis
By a grade point or more
Will be remebered for our bravery?
Our steadfast struggle for academic equality?
Or maybe our song sounds strangely similar to:
"Why is everybody always pickin' on me?"
we ARE the chosen ones.
Love,
Matt
To Matt:
ReplyDelete*Giggle*
To Baker:
1. You at least deserve a fancy sweater.
2. I vote yes on all three Bs for Awesome Friday.